I Heal the Stupid - Unisex Long Sleeve Tee for Healthcare Heroes
For the saintly souls with bottomless patience and a talent for laughing instead of crying — this shirt’s your new uniform. It stars a delightful fantasy character wielding a trusty mace (because healing and whacking go hand-in-hand), surrounded by flowers and a proud banner that declares: “I heal the stupid. It’s a calling.”
This unisex long-sleeved tee is snuggly, sassy, and perfect for tabletop adventurers, heroic nurses, noble teachers, or literally anyone who’s spent their life fixing other people’s bad ideas with a smile (and maybe a deep sigh).
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in17.9920.0022.0123.9825.9828.0030.0032.00Length, in27.9928.9830.0030.9832.0133.0034.0035.00Sleeve length, in25.0025.5125.9826.5027.0127.5228.0328.54Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00
For the saintly souls with bottomless patience and a talent for laughing instead of crying — this shirt’s your new uniform. It stars a delightful fantasy character wielding a trusty mace (because healing and whacking go hand-in-hand), surrounded by flowers and a proud banner that declares: “I heal the stupid. It’s a calling.”
This unisex long-sleeved tee is snuggly, sassy, and perfect for tabletop adventurers, heroic nurses, noble teachers, or literally anyone who’s spent their life fixing other people’s bad ideas with a smile (and maybe a deep sigh).
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in17.9920.0022.0123.9825.9828.0030.0032.00Length, in27.9928.9830.0030.9832.0133.0034.0035.00Sleeve length, in25.0025.5125.9826.5027.0127.5228.0328.54Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00
For the saintly souls with bottomless patience and a talent for laughing instead of crying — this shirt’s your new uniform. It stars a delightful fantasy character wielding a trusty mace (because healing and whacking go hand-in-hand), surrounded by flowers and a proud banner that declares: “I heal the stupid. It’s a calling.”
This unisex long-sleeved tee is snuggly, sassy, and perfect for tabletop adventurers, heroic nurses, noble teachers, or literally anyone who’s spent their life fixing other people’s bad ideas with a smile (and maybe a deep sigh).
Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces waste and enhances fit
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape
- Twill tape on shoulder seams for stability
- Classic fit with medium fabric weight (6.0 oz/yd²)
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLWidth, in17.9920.0022.0123.9825.9828.0030.0032.00Length, in27.9928.9830.0030.9832.0133.0034.0035.00Sleeve length, in25.0025.5125.9826.5027.0127.5228.0328.54Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00